Harry and Meghan have made £545,454 per minute from Spotify – not bad for two poverty campaigners

IN the 13 months since announcing their £18million Spotify deal, Harry and Meghan have produced precisely 33 minutes of content.

Or £545,454 per minute. (Not bad for two poverty campaigners).

Now they’re leaping atop the Covid concern bandwagon after Neil Young and Joni Mitchell boycotted the streaming giant for playing anti-vaxxer material.

Spotify must be quaking in their global conglomerate boots at the prospect of losing that singular podcast.

They needn’t worry.

The pair’s spokesman says they will gamely plough on. (That Montecito pool won’t clean itself.)

However, he insists Meg and Harry have been “expressing their concerns since last April”.

Er, which means Spotify has been routinely ignoring them since last April – and only bucked into action once two musical legends complained.

Still, it’s the thought that counts.